Post by Martin on Jul 19, 2010 16:50:08 GMT -5
Topic: Reccorded thoughts
Date: March 20th, 2009
Yo Diary
So, I thought about how to start a Diary and I thought Dear Diary sounded too girly, so I'm going to go with yo diary.
My name is Brian Jacobson and I am two hundred and sixty four years old, now, you are most likely wondering at this point if I'm crazy or seriously fucked up on drugs, the answer to both of those questions is no.
I am a vampire, my human life has become hazy, the memories very dark. The reason behind it is I was blind and deaf compared to a vampire. We have amazing strength, speed, sight, hearing and smell.
We are the perfect killers I have killed many humans in my life with no regrets. The first batch of humans I killed were my masters and family.
My entire life, I was a slave I served the white man. My masters owned mines and my entire family and other people I knew worked in the there. We suffered greatly at the hands of our masters, their greed was the only thing on their mind.
I finally had enough and decided to run away. I told my family of my plans and they tried to stop me, back then slaves were severely beaten or worse killed for running away.
I escaped and became hunted. It was a dark and stormy night and I hid in the mines to escape the masters hunting my ass. It was there I found the one who changed me and gave me this wonderful gift.
The vampire told me he had been waiting for me, he sounded insane and I asked him why, this vampire was handsome, not that im into that sort of thing. The vampire did not answer me right away he instead bit into my skin and left his venom to infect my entire body and sap away at my life force.
The vampire then told me that I would end up affecting the world of our kind. He sheltered me in the mines for those three days of agony while I changed he would kill any who came near us.
At long last the change ended and I left the mines insane with thirst. The scent of blood hit me for the first time and I slaughtered all who came my way my masters...my family and friends everyone.
I returned to the mines and learned from my maker that I was a newborn vampire and for the first few years blood would be all that I wanted. He left after that, the insane vampire never did tell me his name.
So for the years of blood thirsty driven insanity I stayed at the mines killing all who came and once that had passed I claimed ownership over the mines.
Over the years I bought many more all over the world and today I am an incredibly wealthy vampire. My office is located in New York City, I love New York. I own a beach side house outside of New York and the beach I do enjoy my privacy. I also own some stores in Volterra, that's in the Tuscany region of Italy if you did not know.
I like making money, it's a hobby for our kind I guess you could say. I intend on going to Volterra in a month to check on my stores and while I am there I will pay respects to the Voltori of course.
The Volturi are an ancient and powerful coven of vampires, they are considered royalty in my world. They operate from the city of Volterra, Italy. The Volturi have existed for at least three thousand years, if not more. They are the largest coven in existence, and hate competition, they declared war recently and tried to steal gifted members from another coven the Cullens.
Calling the Cullens vampires is an insult to our kind ,they're a bunch of vegetarian pussies. Why the hell bother eating animals when you could eat Humans. Fine you don't want to hurt good people then eat criminals it would be a public service. But no they choose to treasure all human life and take their thirst out on a bunch of defenseless animals who have never hurt anyone.
I know this about the Cullens because I was one of the witnessess for the Voltori back during the gathering, when they were accused of making an immortal child, something that is taboo for good reason.
Unfortunately, the meeting only resulted in one death, the one who provided false witness, Irina Denali. Damn, that bitch was torn apart like a fat kid tearing into a chocolate cake.
I supported the Voltori because the laws were made to protect us and our secret from that of humanity. If they knew of our existance then we would be the hunted. Not that they could do much to harm us, unless they used a rocket launcher on our ass then we would be fucked.
I personally don't see what is appealing in loving humans honestly all they are is a walking talking blood bag, or what a human would call happy meal.
I personally believe Love is a myth....NO wait love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce.
The last thing I need is some loud mouth hag bossing me around and spending all my money. I have never had sex, I feel there is no need to get close to a female and do that stuff. I am happy with my own company.
I bought you today at a store and decided that it would be a good way to release my thoughts, even vampires need to vent once in a while. So here I am, I just told you more than I have ever told anyone about my life ever. With that said I am going to go shopping I am in the mood to buy some real estate.
~Brian Jacobson
Date: March 20th, 2009
Yo Diary
So, I thought about how to start a Diary and I thought Dear Diary sounded too girly, so I'm going to go with yo diary.
My name is Brian Jacobson and I am two hundred and sixty four years old, now, you are most likely wondering at this point if I'm crazy or seriously fucked up on drugs, the answer to both of those questions is no.
I am a vampire, my human life has become hazy, the memories very dark. The reason behind it is I was blind and deaf compared to a vampire. We have amazing strength, speed, sight, hearing and smell.
We are the perfect killers I have killed many humans in my life with no regrets. The first batch of humans I killed were my masters and family.
My entire life, I was a slave I served the white man. My masters owned mines and my entire family and other people I knew worked in the there. We suffered greatly at the hands of our masters, their greed was the only thing on their mind.
I finally had enough and decided to run away. I told my family of my plans and they tried to stop me, back then slaves were severely beaten or worse killed for running away.
I escaped and became hunted. It was a dark and stormy night and I hid in the mines to escape the masters hunting my ass. It was there I found the one who changed me and gave me this wonderful gift.
The vampire told me he had been waiting for me, he sounded insane and I asked him why, this vampire was handsome, not that im into that sort of thing. The vampire did not answer me right away he instead bit into my skin and left his venom to infect my entire body and sap away at my life force.
The vampire then told me that I would end up affecting the world of our kind. He sheltered me in the mines for those three days of agony while I changed he would kill any who came near us.
At long last the change ended and I left the mines insane with thirst. The scent of blood hit me for the first time and I slaughtered all who came my way my masters...my family and friends everyone.
I returned to the mines and learned from my maker that I was a newborn vampire and for the first few years blood would be all that I wanted. He left after that, the insane vampire never did tell me his name.
So for the years of blood thirsty driven insanity I stayed at the mines killing all who came and once that had passed I claimed ownership over the mines.
Over the years I bought many more all over the world and today I am an incredibly wealthy vampire. My office is located in New York City, I love New York. I own a beach side house outside of New York and the beach I do enjoy my privacy. I also own some stores in Volterra, that's in the Tuscany region of Italy if you did not know.
I like making money, it's a hobby for our kind I guess you could say. I intend on going to Volterra in a month to check on my stores and while I am there I will pay respects to the Voltori of course.
The Volturi are an ancient and powerful coven of vampires, they are considered royalty in my world. They operate from the city of Volterra, Italy. The Volturi have existed for at least three thousand years, if not more. They are the largest coven in existence, and hate competition, they declared war recently and tried to steal gifted members from another coven the Cullens.
Calling the Cullens vampires is an insult to our kind ,they're a bunch of vegetarian pussies. Why the hell bother eating animals when you could eat Humans. Fine you don't want to hurt good people then eat criminals it would be a public service. But no they choose to treasure all human life and take their thirst out on a bunch of defenseless animals who have never hurt anyone.
I know this about the Cullens because I was one of the witnessess for the Voltori back during the gathering, when they were accused of making an immortal child, something that is taboo for good reason.
Unfortunately, the meeting only resulted in one death, the one who provided false witness, Irina Denali. Damn, that bitch was torn apart like a fat kid tearing into a chocolate cake.
I supported the Voltori because the laws were made to protect us and our secret from that of humanity. If they knew of our existance then we would be the hunted. Not that they could do much to harm us, unless they used a rocket launcher on our ass then we would be fucked.
I personally don't see what is appealing in loving humans honestly all they are is a walking talking blood bag, or what a human would call happy meal.
I personally believe Love is a myth....NO wait love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce.
The last thing I need is some loud mouth hag bossing me around and spending all my money. I have never had sex, I feel there is no need to get close to a female and do that stuff. I am happy with my own company.
I bought you today at a store and decided that it would be a good way to release my thoughts, even vampires need to vent once in a while. So here I am, I just told you more than I have ever told anyone about my life ever. With that said I am going to go shopping I am in the mood to buy some real estate.
~Brian Jacobson